ON LAMENTATION Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Send this quote to a friend 1 ON DATING When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero. Send this quote to a friend 2 ON REVISIONIST HISTORY What was sliced bread the greatest thing since? Send this quote to a friend 3 ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University Send this quote to a friend 4 ON ECONOMICS The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. Send this quote to a friend 5
