"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.



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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.




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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.




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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.



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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.



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