"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.



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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.



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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.



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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.



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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.



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