"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Joe E Lewis. Send this quote to a friend 1 "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway. Send this quote to a friend 2 "You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." Mark Twain. Send this quote to a friend 3 "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde. Send this quote to a friend 4 "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" Denis Leary. Send this quote to a friend 5
