"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." FA Montagu. Send this quote to a friend 1 "The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." Clinton aide George Stephanopolous. Send this quote to a friend 2 "Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." Alexai Sayle. Send this quote to a friend 3 "Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so." Gore Vidal. Send this quote to a friend 4 "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." Groucho Marx. Send this quote to a friend 5