"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 



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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.



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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.



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"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.



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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.



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