"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." Joan Rivers. Send this quote to a friend 1 "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." Mel Brooks. Send this quote to a friend 2 "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Gobal. Send this quote to a friend 3 "Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs. Send this quote to a friend 4 "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." Bob Hope. Send this quote to a friend 5
