There was a young fellow named Meek Who invented a lingual technique, It drove women frantic And made them romantic, And wore all the hair off his cheek. Send this poem to a friend 1 A musician in gay Montebello Amused herself playing the cello, But not a solo, For she used as a bow The dong of a sturdy young fellow. Send this poem to a friend 2 A sultan named Abou ben Adhem Thus cautioned a travelling madam, "I suffer from crabs As do most us A-rabs," "It's alright," said the madam, "I've had 'em." Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young man named Tom Who ran screaming home to his mom. The fear of the Bomb Scared him back in the womb--- The bastard, he wasn't so dumb! Send this poem to a friend 4 A progressive and young Eskimo Grew tired of his squaw, and so Slipped out of his hut To look for a slut Who knew the very fine art of Blow. Send this poem to a friend 5
