Part 9 of 12 One day he was dared to perform The William Tell Overture Storm, But naught could dishearten Our spirited Spartan, For his fart was in wonderful form. Send this poem to a friend 1 Part 8 of 12 His basso profundo with timbre so rare He rendered quite often, with power to spare. But his great work of art, His fortissimo fart, He saved for the Marche Militaire. Send this poem to a friend 2 Part 7 of 12 His repertoire ranged from classics to jazz, He achieved new effects with bubbles of gas. With a good dose of salts He could whistle a waltz Or swing it in razzamatazz. Send this poem to a friend 3 Part 6 of 12 Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious German named Bager, He'd proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of a Hayden Octet in B-Major. Send this poem to a friend 4 Part 5 of 12 He was great in the Christmas Cantata, He could double-stop fart the Toccata, He'd boom from his ass Bach's B-Minor Mass, And in counterpoint, La Traviata. Send this poem to a friend 5
