Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips. Send this joke to a friend 1 Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste. The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".The other guy said "I think it taste like shit".Then the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over". Sent by Don Chamberlin Send this joke to a friend 2 Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!! Sent by Spencer Send this joke to a friend 3 After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't." The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" Send this joke to a friend 4 What is the difference between a jew and a canoe? A canoe tips..... Sent by deadcatz Send this joke to a friend 5