They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants. They're for grass roots support. Send this joke to a friend 1 What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine? Don King. Send this joke to a friend 2 "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7, Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..." Send this joke to a friend 3 This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!" Send this joke to a friend 4 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree ? - Because it was stapled to the monkey. Send this joke to a friend 5