Why do they put strings on tampons? So you can floss after you eat! Send this joke to a friend 1 Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line. Send this joke to a friend 2 Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill. Send this joke to a friend 3 why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? he only had 2 cars. Send this joke to a friend 4 So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?" And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in our hands" Send this joke to a friend 5
