What's brown and has holes in it?

     - Swiss Shit. 



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One joke that we did in residence was the Chinese Fire Drill,
I don't quite know why it is called that. Anyway..

The victim is on the pot in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket
(we used the waste baskets from our rooms) and fills the buckets with
water. Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door into the
stall. Yell fire as everyone tosses the water into the stall. Needless to say
the fire as well as the victim get very wet.

This one fellow in the house was hit a number of times and took to relieving
himself in other locals. We followed him a couple of times and nailed him
in many parts of the residence.

Later of course we conspired with our victim to get back at the
original instigator of the drill. The guy in the stall had a bucket of water,
and when the the instigator tossed the bag in we all hit him.





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It is common for draftsmen to sprinkle SCUMEX (powdered rubber
eraser) on tracings prior to doing any drawing on it. This reduces
smearing of the pencil marks and such and results in a cleaner
tracing.

At a former employers we had replaced the Scumex at one draftsmans
desk with dried parmesian cheese. It looked about the same. It was
extremely interesting watching him draw for a while and then begin
to smell the paper. Took the poor dude almost 10 minutes to guess
that he had been gigged!





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I just pulled one on somebody -- I slipped some of those anti-
shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite
jacket.  I was set to pull another one, but didn't get the chance
- to cut out a silhouette of a gun from metal and hide it in a
piece of carry-on luggage.





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   You Can Never Really Go Back
   There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
   sitting at the
   breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,
   "Just think, honey,
   we've been married for 50 years."
   "Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting
   here at this breakfast
   table together."
   "Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
   jaybirds fifty years
   ago this morning."
   "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the
   two stripped
   to the buff and sat down at the table.
   "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
   nipples are as hot for you
   now as they were fifty years ago."
   "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and
   the other one's in
   you oatmeal!"
   




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