Why does a cow wear a bell? Because his horns are broke! Send this joke to a friend 1 *ring* *ring* "Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning." "Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?" Send this joke to a friend 2 How do you catch a polar bear? Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole. Sent by Ediie Send this joke to a friend 3 One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out? "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?" Sent by Patrick Send this joke to a friend 4 Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A. Speed bumps Send this joke to a friend 5
