She got so technophobic that [when] I gave her a digital alarm clock for Christmas, she gave it back to me. -- President Clinton, from his speech on Y2K in December 1998 in which he describes Hillary's request for a wind-up clock that won't fail on Jan. 1, 2000. Send this story to a friend 1 Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, blonde new to boating was having aproblem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Send this story to a friend 2 Automobile lovers all over the world are said to be supporting the NATO air assault on Serbia. Recent pictures from Serbian television apparently showedthe Yugo factory ablaze. Send this story to a friend 3
