Now let's see here if I understand all this correctly. President Clinton has ordered our forces to engage an entrenched, politically motivated enemy, backed by the Russians, on their home ground, in a foreign civil war, in difficult terrain, with limited military objectives, bombing restrictions, boundary and operational restrictions, queasy allies, far across the ocean, with uncertain goals, without prior consultation with congress, the potential for escalation, while limiting the forces at his disposal, and the majority of Americans opposed to or at least uncertain about the value of the action being worth American lives. So just what was it that he was opposed to in Vietnam? Send this story to a friend 1 A lady walks in a computer store one day with a box of 5 1/2 inch disks, says "I bought these disks and they seem to be defective." "So", says the salesman, "what type of computer do you have?" "An Apple," says she. So fine, he says, and takes her over to a IIe... "Oh, not this one," she said, "I own one of those!" And points to a Mac. (at this point the salesman, as you do, saw where this was going, and refused to believe it.) "Well," says the salesman "these are 5 1/2 inch disks, they won't won't fit in one of those..." "Oh, I made them fit." Says the woman. Needless to say, she had taken a pair of scissors... Send this story to a friend 2 Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled. Send this story to a friend 3
