There's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza joint. One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesitated, he said "You meant to call Dominoes ..." The caller exclaimed "Wow, you guys really DO know everything!" Send this story to a friend 1 Seen on the back of a food service delivery van: Driver does not carry more than $50 worth of lasagna Send this story to a friend 2 Carolyn had been born and raised in Iowa and her first trip outside the state was to enroll in college in New York city. Her roommate was a typical NY snob, yet had nice streak. After hearing Carolyn say she was from Iowa her roommate was quick to point out "that's all very nice, but here in the east we pronounce it Ohio." Send this story to a friend 3