A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?" Send this story to a friend 1 Here's an easy one we did for our boss. Sign him up for a crossdresser weekly subscription or some other form of perversion (North America Man Boy Love Association). Address it to his name but under his neighbors address. Do this several times. Also, if you have his home phone, there's nothing like placing his name and number in homosexual personal ads... Send this story to a friend 2 It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going around the E-mail. She knew I recently purchased the Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned. Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use it for awhile. I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with all this new technology.) Sent by Marjorie Send this story to a friend 3
