* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.




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* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.




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* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
       married




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* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.




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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.




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