* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.




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* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.




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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.




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* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
       got married... and then it was too late!"




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*   Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
           Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
          Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
       doesn't know his wife until he marries?
          Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.




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