"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece Send this quote to a friend 1 "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker Send this quote to a friend 2 "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King Send this quote to a friend 3 "I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements Send this quote to a friend 4 "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach Send this quote to a friend 5
