"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon Pearson Send this quote to a friend 1 "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr Send this quote to a friend 2 "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler Send this quote to a friend 3 "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann Send this quote to a friend 4 "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh Send this quote to a friend 5