Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner. Send this quote to a friend 1 Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives. Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer. Send this quote to a friend 2 "Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik Send this quote to a friend 3 If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat. Send this quote to a friend 4 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian ! Send this quote to a friend 5