There once a woman from Clover Who really enjoyed to bend over. When a guy got behind her Jumped all up inside her And fucked 'til the whole day was over. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man named Cattell Who knew psychophysics so well, That each time he shit He'd stop, measure it--- It's length, and it's breadth, and it's smell. Send this poem to a friend 2 A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labeled it: Son, And filed it away on the shelf. Send this poem to a friend 3 A hermit who had an oasis Thought it the best of all places: He could pray and be calm 'Neath a pleasant date-palm, While the lice on his ballocks ran races. Send this poem to a friend 4 A beautiful lady named Psyche Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. One thing about Ike The lady can't like Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey. Send this poem to a friend 5
