There was a young lady from Wheeling Who professed to no sexual feeling Till a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling Send this poem to a friend 1 The naughty old bishop of Birmingham buggered two boys whilst comfirming 'em as the knelt before god he pulled out his rod and pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em Send this poem to a friend 2 There once was a senator from Mass Who drove home a most attractive lass! Although he found her He messed up and drowned her And his chances for President did pass. Send this poem to a friend 3 A bather whose clothing was strewd By breezes which left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I'm quite wrong You expected this line to be lewd. Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young lady from France Who got on a bus in a trance Everyone f*cked her Apart from the Conductor But he came twice in his pants Send this poem to a friend 5
