If the river was made of whiskey, And I a diving duck, I'd swim down to the bottom, And drink myself back up. Sent by Amy Send this poem to a friend 1 Mary Mary quite contrary bought a dildo lost your cherry bought another, freaked your mother, now you have sex alone. Sent by Kendall Send this poem to a friend 2 i'm sick i've got a virus i'm sickety-sick i feel like a used tissue ickety-ick my head is congested mucous overload if i blow my nose once more, i will explode! i'm whiny,i'm cranky , i'm stuck in my bed my face is puke green and my nose is bright red! my eyes are all bloodshot my nostrils are crusting; this sickness has made me look Truly Disgusting i cough and i sneeze spreading germs everywhere my room is a health hazard- Visitors BEWARE!! being sick is no fun in fact,it's a pain i'm told i'll get better soon! untill then...i'll complain by, gabrielle Send this poem to a friend 3 Mary had a little lamb (The sad European version) Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full off fleas, but even worse the little cunt had foot and mouth disease. Mary had a little lamb, its mouth was full of blisters, but now its on a bonfire, with all its brothers and sisters. Sent by Jack Send this poem to a friend 4 A young sky diver named Sherm jumped out with his cock long and firm two jerks and a spasm, he had an orgasm and spelled out "I love you" in sperm. Send this poem to a friend 5
