If Timex made toasters...
They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters
that take a licking and keep on toasting.



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If Radio Shack made toasters...
The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything
about it. You would be able to buy all the parts to build
your own toaster.



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If K-Tel sold toasters...
They would not be available in stores, and
you would get a free set of Ginsu knives.



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If Wang made toasters...
Marketing would never agree upon what customers really want
or need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spent
in development and the toaster would be several years late.
Just after release Wang would buy another company whose
toaster ran on NT but would find that they got more orders
for the original.



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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"



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