Two neighbors had been fighting each other for
nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and
teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. 

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the
bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a
half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being
ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front
of Bill's house. 

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the
18-wheeler. 
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly. 



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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? 

     That's the proper place to wash vegetables. 



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Why do blondes use so much shampoo? 

     The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT 



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Part I: 

How do you keep a blond(e) busy? 

Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. 

Part II: 

Why does that work? 

'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?' 



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     How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 

     Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms. 



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