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Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
        --Manny Schlott



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It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...



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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.



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Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell



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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758



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