Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.



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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."



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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."



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Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"



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We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.



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