I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain

  



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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...



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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.



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There was a young girl of Antietam
Who liked horse turds so well she could eat 'em.
She'd lie on their rumps,
And swallow the lumps,
As fast as the beasts could excrete 'em.





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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.



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