Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  



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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  



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   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!


  



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   (written high upon the wall above a urinal)
   Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.


  



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   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  



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