Only an unlit candle lasts forever. Send this quote to a friend 1 The true gentleman is subtly poised between an inner tact and an outer deference. -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan Send this quote to a friend 2 We sometimes meet an original gentleman, who, if manners had not existed, would have invented them. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Send this quote to a friend 3 When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I? --Jules Feiffer Send this quote to a friend 4 This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. --John Callahan Send this quote to a friend 5