According to old Sigmind Freud, Life is seldom so fully enjoied, As in human coition In every position With the usual organs employed. Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young man named O'Rourke Heard babies were brought by the stork, So he went to the zoo And attempted to screw One old bird -- end-result: didn't work. Send this poem to a friend 2 A pancy who lived in Khartoum, Took a lesbian up to his room And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom. Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young fellow of Mayence, Who fucked his own ass - in defiance Not only of custom And morals, dad bust him, But most of the known laws of science. Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young lady of Totten Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks, Or for pastry or cakes, But lived upon penis *au gratin*. Send this poem to a friend 5
