There was a young man from Malacca Who always slept on his left knacker. One saturday night, He slept on his right, And his knacker went off like a cracker. Send this poem to a friend 1 A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl's hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young man named Lanny The size of whose prick was uncanny. His wife, the poor dear, Took it in her ear And it came out the hole in her fanny. Send this poem to a friend 3 There was a young fellow named Perkin Who always was jerkin his gerkin. His wife said, "Now Perkin, Stop jerking your gerkin, You're shirking your firking, you bastard." Send this poem to a friend 4 An old maiden who barely did kissing, Soon discovered what she had been missing. When laid down on the sod, She cried out, "Oh, God! All these years I just used it for pissing!" Send this poem to a friend 5
