There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, "I've now rammed it in!" She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?" Send this poem to a friend 1 There is a young lass of Valencia For whom sex is a form of dementia. For the first hour she's quiet Then she builds to a riot With a noise that grows quickly intensia. Send this poem to a friend 2 He was great in the Christmas Cantata, He could double-stop fart The Toccata, He'd boom from his ass Bach's B-Minor Mass, And in counterpoint, La Traviata. Send this poem to a friend 3 Spurred on by a very high wager With an envious Lieutenant Major, Ben proceeded to fart The complete oboe part Of the Hayden Octet in B-Major. Send this poem to a friend 4 A disgusting young man named McGill Made his neighbors exceedingly ill Because of his habits Involving white rabbits And a bird with a flexible bill. Send this poem to a friend 5
