A man loved a gal named Bundy Who came from the Bay of Fundy. But to his despair, She gave him the air Sic transit gloria mundi. Send this poem to a friend 1 A lady on climbing Mount Shasta Complained as the mountain grew vaster, That it wasn't the climb Nor the dirt nor the grime But the ice on her ass that harassed her. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read Harper's Bazaar and McCall's Till he grew such a passion For feminine fashion That he knitted a snood for his balls. Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a girl from New Haven Whose pubic hair was not shaven But missing because She slept without drawers Within range of a nest building raven. Send this poem to a friend 4 A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux Fell in love with a dashing young beau. To entice his regard She would squat in his yard And appealingly piss in the snow. Send this poem to a friend 5
