While in Athens a tourist named Joan Told her guide, with a trace of a groan, "Though a fuck is just fine when I'm lying supine It's a pain in the ass when I'm prone!" Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young vampire called Mabel Whose periods were very unstable. One night by the moon, She pulled out a spoon And drank herself under the table. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young man from south Boston Who's car was a small compact Austin. There was just room inside For his hair and his hide, But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em. Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a man of Belfast Whose balls out of iron were cast. He managed somehow To bugger a sow, Thus you get pig-iron, at last. Send this poem to a friend 4 There was a young girl named Prentice Who had an affair with her dentist. He used anathesia Which made things quite easier And diddled her non compos mentis. Send this poem to a friend 5
