The was a young man from Dundee, Who was stung on the neck by a wasp. When asked "did it hurt", He said "No, not a bit, It can do it again if it wants." Send this poem to a friend 1 On a bridge overlooking a ravine Archibald was screwing Kathleen. The force of his lunge Caused the whole bridge to plunge. The worst fucking disaster yet seen. Send this poem to a friend 2 There was a young man from Lyme Who couldn't get limericks to sound right. When asked why not It was said that he thought They were overly long and far to complex, possibly even dull. Send this poem to a friend 3 A modest young girl named Oola Once donned a grass skirt to dance Hula A cow ate the grass Exposing her ass Now she's no longer modest but coola Send this poem to a friend 4 Two elephants named Harry and Fay Could not kiss with their trunks in the way. So they boarded a plane, They're now kissing in Maine, Because their trunks got sent to L.A. Send this poem to a friend 5
