Some Blondes are ugly but smart, Others are dumb but sexy and fine, So never go around showing off your girl, or you might just get outta line! Sent by Chris Send this poem to a friend 1 The sexual life of the camel Is weirder than anyone thinks. One night in an orgy of passion It tried to bugger the sphinx. But the sphinx's posterior passage Was blocked by the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the sphinx's inscrutable smile. Send this poem to a friend 2 Here lies the bones of Screwy Dick, He spent his whole life with a corkscrew prick, He searched and he searched in the feudal hunt, To find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He finally found her and then dropped dead, The son-of-a-bitch had a left hand thread. Sent by Todd Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a woman from Bombay, She carved a pussy out of clay. The heat from his dick, Turned it into brick, And ripped all his foreskin away. Send this poem to a friend 4 I was desperate, I was weary I prayed for holy guidance from above I thought she came to lead me through the darkness But then I felt a probing rubber glove... Send this poem to a friend 5
