Here I sit, I'm at a loss
   trying to shit out taco sauce.
   When it comes, I hope and pray,
   I don't blow my ass away.


  



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   Some come here to sit and think,
   Some come here to shit and stink,
   But I come here to scratch my balls,
   And read the bullshit on the walls...


  



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   I came here
   To shit and stink,
   But all I do
   Is sit and think.


  



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   You're lucky
   You had your chance
   I tried to fart,
   And shit my pants!


  



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   Here I sit
   What a caper
   I have to shit
   But I'm out of paper


  



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