What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? 

Your Mother...



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A doctor fell into a well once.
He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone. 



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A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over
to a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmer
appears. 
"Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile down
the road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,
just until morning, and I....." 
The farmer says, "Well, I can let you sleep in the barn, but
you'll have to sleep with my two sons...." 
The salesman says, "Sons! I must be in the wrong joke!"  



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There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken
driving. They let him go, though. He was already an hour
late for an operation. 



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What is the worst thing about our justice system? 
You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who
weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!  



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