For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant in her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer!" Send this joke to a friend 1 How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree? Wave at him. Send this joke to a friend 2 What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house! Send this joke to a friend 3 "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..." Send this joke to a friend 4 A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood. Send this joke to a friend 5
