The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He 
took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he 
proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money 
to provide you with anything your little heart desires."

"Sorry John." she replied. "I'm not ready to settle down yet. 
And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is right, I 
might see my way clear to rent you some."



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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

  Good: 
        Your husband understands fashion
   Bad: 
        He's a crossdresser
 Worse: 
        He looks better than you



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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

  Good: 
        Your son's finally maturing
   Bad: 
        He's involved with the woman next door
 Worse: 
        So are you



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Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
 
  Good: 
        You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
   Bad: 
        She keeps interrupting
 Worse: 
        With corrections



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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
 
  Good: 
        Your wife's not talking to you
   Bad: 
        She wants a divorce
 Worse: 
        She's a lawyer



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