A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women would rather iron than have sex in the morning. I've visited Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning? Send this story to a friend 1 Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death. In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network was down 50% Saturday. Send this story to a friend 2 My husband was telling me a joke while my 7 year old son listened. In the joke is a line about a barber being told *not* to put hair tonic on the customer because the customer's wife would think he'd been to a whorehouse. Another customer tells a second barber to go ahead and splash it on -- his wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like. My son turns to me and says, "Do *you* know what it smells like, Mommy?" Send this story to a friend 3
