Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.




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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.




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'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains 
go to his head'

Margot Asquith




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'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon



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'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb



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