I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.




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   A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
   
   She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."   




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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.




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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.




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One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children.  They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.




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