I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."




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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.




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   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me




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   My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
   She interrupts




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   My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
   even though neither of us knows any mannequins.




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