It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain Send this quote to a friend 1 Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain Send this quote to a friend 2 If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -- Old Yiddish proverb Send this quote to a friend 3 When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp Send this quote to a friend 4 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. -- Han Solo Send this quote to a friend 5
