Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.

Lester:  That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
themselves.
                                 -- "Beakman's World"



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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."



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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis




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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley




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'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'

Wynn Catlin




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